pedoperv 

A pedoperv is a child molester engaging in masturbation to child pornography!

The FBI arrest 2 pedopervs today, and found 10000 files of child porn on their computers!

pedoperv by you abused me February 2, 2007

pedoperv 

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

pedoperv by Ryan January 3, 2005

pedoperp 

The politically correct title for one not yet proven innocent of perpetrating sexual offenses against children. In contrast to a pedophile - one merely proven guilty of committing said offenses. As pedophiles are already locked up, they are generally considered less dangerous than pedoperps.

Cop: "Headquarters, we've caught the pedoperp!"
HQ: "Excellent work! We'll get a conviction on this sicko if its the last thing we do. Go find some evidence."

pedoperp by Scott Janitor January 6, 2007

Pedoperve 

A pedoperve is a mix between and pedophile-- a person interested in those not old enough to drive a caryet-- and a pervert-- someone who is perverted. It takes the idea of pedophilia and brings it one step further. Those interested in his/her friend's siblings that are fourteen are considered pedophiles. Those interested in stealing their friend's phone to retrieve pictures of said brother are pedoperves.

John- "Hey, can we go to your little brother's soccor game?"
Lindsey- "DUDE! You're such a pedoperve!"

Pedoperve by ILoveYouMyPoodle <333 March 16, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016