The politically correct title for one not yet proven innocent of perpetrating sexual offenses against children. In contrast to a pedophile - one merely proven guilty of committing said offenses. As pedophiles are already locked up, they are generally considered less dangerous than pedoperps.
Cop: "Headquarters, we've caught the pedoperp!"
HQ: "Excellent work! We'll get a conviction on this sicko if its the last thing we do. Go find some evidence."
A pedoperve is a mix between and pedophile-- a person interested in those not old enough to drive a caryet-- and a pervert-- someone who is perverted. It takes the idea of pedophilia and brings it one step further. Those interested in his/her friend's siblings that are fourteen are considered pedophiles. Those interested in stealing their friend's phone to retrieve pictures of said brother are pedoperves.
John- "Hey, can we go to your little brother's soccor game?"
Lindsey- "DUDE! You're such a pedoperve!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'