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Pedoperve 

A pedoperve is a mix between and pedophile-- a person interested in those not old enough to drive a caryet-- and a pervert-- someone who is perverted. It takes the idea of pedophilia and brings it one step further. Those interested in his/her friend's siblings that are fourteen are considered pedophiles. Those interested in stealing their friend's phone to retrieve pictures of said brother are pedoperves.
John- "Hey, can we go to your little brother's soccor game?"
Lindsey- "DUDE! You're such a pedoperve!"
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pedoperv 

A pedoperv is a child molester engaging in masturbation to child pornography!
The FBI arrest 2 pedopervs today, and found 10000 files of child porn on their computers!
pedoperv by you abused me February 2, 2007
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pedoperp 

The politically correct title for one not yet proven innocent of perpetrating sexual offenses against children. In contrast to a pedophile - one merely proven guilty of committing said offenses. As pedophiles are already locked up, they are generally considered less dangerous than pedoperps.
Cop: "Headquarters, we've caught the pedoperp!"
HQ: "Excellent work! We'll get a conviction on this sicko if its the last thing we do. Go find some evidence."
pedoperp by Scott Janitor January 6, 2007

pedopeter 

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics
pedopeter by KayvK July 10, 2022

pedoperv 

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.
Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!
pedoperv by Ryan January 3, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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