Pedoperve 

A pedoperve is a mix between and pedophile-- a person interested in those not old enough to drive a caryet-- and a pervert-- someone who is perverted. It takes the idea of pedophilia and brings it one step further. Those interested in his/her friend's siblings that are fourteen are considered pedophiles. Those interested in stealing their friend's phone to retrieve pictures of said brother are pedoperves.

John- "Hey, can we go to your little brother's soccor game?"
Lindsey- "DUDE! You're such a pedoperve!"

Pedoperve by ILoveYouMyPoodle <333 March 16, 2011

pedoperv 

A pedoperv is a child molester engaging in masturbation to child pornography!

The FBI arrest 2 pedopervs today, and found 10000 files of child porn on their computers!

pedoperv by you abused me February 2, 2007

pedoperp 

The politically correct title for one not yet proven innocent of perpetrating sexual offenses against children. In contrast to a pedophile - one merely proven guilty of committing said offenses. As pedophiles are already locked up, they are generally considered less dangerous than pedoperps.

Cop: "Headquarters, we've caught the pedoperp!"
HQ: "Excellent work! We'll get a conviction on this sicko if its the last thing we do. Go find some evidence."

pedoperp by Scott Janitor January 6, 2007

pedopeter 

what the fuck is happening

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics

pedopeter by KayvK July 10, 2022

pedoperv 

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

pedoperv by Ryan January 3, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019