peaston 

What happens when one misses the toilet seat and sprays the floor

I don't know whats wrong with me, i've been doing peastons all the time lately :-(

peaston by muhahha September 24, 2005

Peestone  

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.

Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."

Peestone by Jmean October 8, 2007

peasting 

to heavily indulge in carousing.

"I'm peasting, off tha riesling."

peasting by the cuban missile July 9, 2010

perstona 

A personality that is common for stoners.

Guy: Mikey looks like he don't give a fuck
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!

perstona by biiiaaatttchhhhh May 22, 2013

pearton

A white child with pear like shape to his head and a massive neck that resembles a Brontasaurus

Wow look at that neck he's really a pearton

pearton by Kingfutball March 8, 2016

Mark Paston 

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

Mark Paston by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

perston 

person with a t...some one who is too dumb to be able to say PERSON.

Miranda is a perston

perston by shmabob April 11, 2004