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Peaton is an arse hat good for nothing skidmark on society. When one encounters a Peaton, they are usually so repelled that they feel an instant urge to cut off his arms, then shove them so far up his arse that he kicks him self in his dirty, plagued, annoying, urinal smelling mouth.
You see that guy over there getting put in the bin and rolled into a fire?? He's a Peaton
by Martin Bella February 28, 2017
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A small beaver-like animal with large, webbed spines on its back. It has large eyes and large claws. They live in or near bogs and eat decaying plant and animal matter. They use their large claws to dig deep burrows as well.
"I looked at the bog to see a peaton getting ready for a morning swim"
by Daniel Larkons July 31, 2004
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