peasents, why are you dressed for war? 

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

peasents, why are you dressed for war? by Andy March 17, 2004

Drunken Peasants 

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.

That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!

Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014

Peasent Scum 

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15

You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!

Peasent Scum by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013

the peasants are storming the castle 

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

the peasants are storming the castle by mongo February 20, 2004

peasants 

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

peasants by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

Peasent

The completely wrong way to spell "peasant."

John texting: they are such console peasents. why do they think console is better than pc?

Lebron: It's peasant.

Peasent by Ya mans & ya boi, thicc nibba December 15, 2018

Peasants 

An insult for one who is ignorant, uncouth, rude and rustic, with insinuations of poor personal hygiene.

From now on, you peasants are dead to me!

Peasants by the birds and trees February 27, 2007