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1.
The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.
Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.
by EtherealHero July 13, 2004
 
2.
A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!
by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013
 
3.
A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.
"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"
by el asno 90210 April 03, 2007
 
4.
Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.
These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!
by Laser Potato August 21, 2004