A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.
"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"
Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
Okay, I'm better now.