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spread it like peanut butter jelly 

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!

It ain't nothing but a peanut 

A saying used to psych your self up, just before liftin wieghts. Used by ronny coleman.
David "This weight is really heavy"
Tom "It ain't nothing but a peanut"

Peanut Butter and jammin it. 

"slang" when someone asks you whats goin, peanut butter and jammin it is equivalent. to "nutin much" or "just chillin"
First person- hey what have you been up to
Second Person- just peanut butter and jammin it.

Peanutitis 

An inflamation of the inner ear that renders all conversation into indistinct 'wa's'
This class is giving me peanutitis; I feel like Charlie Brown talking to the teacher.

Don't ask me what was decided. In that meeting I got an acute case of peanutitis and couldn't make out anything.
Peanutitis by Okkam1 August 2, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026