a person (usually male) who goes for young children for sexual needs. they seduce them over the internet usually and get them to do things they want.
"whos your new bird then louie??" askes liam "shes danielle. shes 12 years old and ready for the picken'" replies louie "you are rather sick, being 17, don't you think that makes you a peado?" "no" replies louie "younger girls always go for older men, so i think i'm doing them a favour" "sick bastard" replies liam
by masterlee February 25, 2006
by Jamie rooney February 13, 2018
A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.
Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.
Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.
Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”
Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”
Taylor” Shut up and watch this”
Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.
Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”
Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”
Taylor” Shut up and watch this”
Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.
Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”
by WyVill March 18, 2021
a pedigree peado is one who is an apex predator peado. one who has reached the highest ranking possible in all of the international peado society.
Be careful of this one.
Be careful of this one.
Bob - u see that lad rob a sock of a baby?
dan - bet he's a pedigree peado.
Bob - well he's deff put a sock in it
dan - bet he's a pedigree peado.
Bob - well he's deff put a sock in it
by sorearse May 12, 2016
A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.
by commonsense_ February 26, 2022
Paedo Fc otherwise known as sevco scotland previously known as rangers football club is a club that protected prolific peadophiles such as gordon neely and Harry dunn who conveniently the rangers fans won't mention rangers gave neely there well wishes and let them resign
Did you hear peado fc manager Walter Smith knew about what neely was doing but never done anything about it?
by JUSTICEFORTHEIBROXVICTIMS March 18, 2023