not-a-pe-nis 

not-a-pe-nis is a product that markiplier made. not-a-pe-nis is a split of not a penis.

guy: "what are you holding?"
other guy: "it's definitely not-a-pe-nis"

not-a-pe-nis by not-a-pe-nis November 16, 2020

not-a-pe-nis 

not-a-pe-nis is a product for "farming" but just mainly has two wheels on the back and one long cubic board that has tethers so it can "shake" as if a penis does

not-a-pe-nis is not a penis

not-a-pe-nis by not-a-pe-nis November 18, 2020

Michael Pe-nis 

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

Michael Pe-nis by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022

P.E.N.I.S. 

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax

Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.

P.E.N.I.S. by dangerrouse August 1, 2010

P.E.N.I.S. 

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

P.E.N.I.S. by internetfreerider April 27, 2020

P.E.N.I.S. 

Personality, Energy, Neaty, Intelligent, Style

I showed that girl my P.E.N.I.S. and now since we're close, I showed her my penis.

P.E.N.I.S. by ithinkyoudiedman August 15, 2008

P.e.n.i.s 

P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
S-States

Would you like to join P.E.N.I.S?

John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S

P.e.n.i.s by DJ M May 24, 2006