Payload

Taking a dump

I dropped my payload in the bitches mouth...

by Dickjen June 10, 2019

Payload

The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men

by oscar@CU February 17, 2010

Szechuan Payload

A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."

by Childstomps December 31, 2015

Myopic Payload

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

by SexMaster2006 August 18, 2006

payload princess

someone who sits on the payload all match and the enemy team never gets them

"i played payload princess and it was mad funny"

by mahochan July 15, 2023

Payload Specialist

Somebody who is unusually good at unexpected butt sex.

Jesus Christ! That was the best anal I've ever had. You're a payload specialist.

by Marmleds February 1, 2015

Huge Payload

Huge Dump(also see poopsex)

i jsut let a hige ayload on wades chest(also see Wade)

by wdjkdasnf August 31, 2003