payepus 

Can be used as a noun, adjective or verb. A huge goon or someone with a distinct and inherent dorky personality. Synonymous with awkward and purple platypus. Not to be confused with the rapper papoose. A grade A goober.

Did you see that guy wearing a plaid jumpsuit? What a freaking payepus.

payepus by Goldiggaaa October 22, 2010

paenus 

The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.

"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."

paenus by elementchaos December 9, 2008

paynus 

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.

"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"

paynus by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

paynuss 

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.

My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick

paynuss by MasterForrest March 11, 2010

paynus 

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

paynus by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

paynus 

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

paynus by quinton November 24, 2004

Paynus 

A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.

Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U

Paynus by skellskull January 24, 2011