Ajit Pai

Short for "A Jizz Pie", commonly used for when a man fucks an entire nation in the ass, then proceeds to eat out the semen he has just deposited.

"Man, my ass is sore"
"Mine too. That was a real Ajit Pai!"

by El Rake November 30, 2017

Paying dividends

A previous endeavor starting to bring good results.

I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?

by Nick Shade July 1, 2012

Ajit Pai

Pubes left over on a toilet seat at work.

Not only did the last cocknose that used the bathroom shitter leave ghost cheeks, his hairy ass left Ajit Pai all over the seat as well.

by Velvet McJones December 15, 2017

Pai Gouged

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.

Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.

by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013

Ajit Pai

The mixture of semen, lube, and excrement left on the penis after anal sex.

My first time trying anal was great, but the Ajit Pai made me dry heave.

by FederalCuckCommision August 7, 2018

Ajit Pai

A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.

If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.

by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018

Free-to-Pay

A game that is free to play yet cuts the player off at key moments to demand payment. This can occur after losing too many lives, completing a chapter, or forcing the player to make a purchase in order to fulfill an objective necessary to complete a larger objective.

"Battle Nations is an addictive and hilarious turn-based strategy game that combines FarmVille with tanks! The game can be downloaded free, but players are free-to-pay for powerful, exclusive units and also to speed up construction time! Buy 1250 Nanopods for 49.99 USD, and get the edge on everyone else!"

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013