20 definitions by moraleboatanchor
A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
When you foolishly reply to all to an email chain, and upon realizing your error, you compound the problem with a followup "replay to al" email. This email is composed so frantically that it is littered with spelling errors and so much jibberish that it makes the SCOAMF sound coherent in comparison, even when He is off teleprompter!
The following is an actual "replay to al" email:
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
by moraleboatanchor August 13, 2012
The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
by moraleboatanchor November 20, 2012
Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013