patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.

Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

patchie

As ratchet as an oddly stenched girl who only owns fake knockoffs and tries to get with tall white guys can get.

Stop hanging around Lindsay, she's such a patchie.

by your barber October 1, 2015

Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig

Gary and I had a patchy garden last night

by Cumshaft December 10, 2016

patchy pussy

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.

Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!

by Jenenena August 6, 2008

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 3, 2017

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 3, 2015