A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.
Joe: How was Kathy last night?
Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!
Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?
Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
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