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Patch/Pad/Beat Patch/Cut in:

A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.
*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.

*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .

*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
 
1.
In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.
I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.
by db.not November 22, 2005
 
2.
To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
by patching.master January 03, 2010
 
3.
Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.
"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
 
4.
(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.
You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?
by kinsmed July 15, 2004
 
5.
to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.
I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!
by hotlamp December 30, 2008
 
6.
Synonymous with crack.
In computer hacker terminology, a patch is an editing of a certain data file or executable that enables the end user to bypass the copy protection normally included in said data file. A patch usually consists of editing only a few bytes of assembly code.
Do you have a patch for the latest Agendus for PalmOS? Try pilotw@rez!
by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004
 
7.
a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers
1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!
by qjouwsetriynu December 04, 2008