Someone or something that is completely unneeded and useless. One cannot fully understand the meaning of paste until doing acid.
Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and he was instantly complete paste.
by Shawn Maglicic December 20, 2005
When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.
omg i wish i could paste Kate, she's gorgeous!!!
by abusivedrunk July 08, 2006
1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen
Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010
glue, elmer's glue, elmer's. a slang term for weed because of it's stickiness.
"Yo, this paste is way better than the shit from kindergarden"
by james c-n August 19, 2006
What people brush their teeth with.
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
a small painted area that covers nipples
Every strip joint i go to the girls are wearing pastes.
by banchi May 07, 2006
verb. To catch a ball or sport disc.

The idea of the ball or sport disc not falling after coming into contact with your hands, thus resulting in a catch.
"I'm gonna paste this bee."
"Billy won the game after he had that sweet paste."
by BeOrig-anal June 11, 2009
Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
by rickitytickyturdball June 18, 2011

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