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Something or someone that is completely useless. One cannot fully understand paste until doing acid.
Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and was instantly paste.
by Shawn Maglicic December 23, 2005
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Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.
Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.
by rickitytickyturdball June 18, 2011
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How much paste does a horse make?
by pentozali January 30, 2011
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Someone or something that is completely unneeded and useless. One cannot fully understand the meaning of paste until doing acid.
Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and he was instantly complete paste.
by Shawn Maglicic December 20, 2005
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A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.
If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)
by Niggslayer November 09, 2004
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A nerdy teenage boy who needs to get laid extremely badly.
"That guy is such a Paste"
by kymmy May 25, 2007
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1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.

2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa

2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag

by dan(paste) June 14, 2007
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