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Passionfruit Suction 

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini
"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"

Passionfruit 

One of the many ceremonies at CTY sites (if you don't know what I mean, look up CTY on Urban Dictionary or Wiki, or both) consisting of the loss of 'virginity' for first-timers (also called 'sperms' and 'squirrels'.) Mine consisted of stuffing five marshmellows into my mouth and reciting 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear' in all its childish glory.
"Hey dude, you going to Passionfruit this Sunday?"
"Yeah, can't wait!"
Passionfruit by iPher August 3, 2006

passionfrullt 

A female tiktoker who used to post roblox content. She cleared her account on June 3rd. She follows 2755 people, has 4184 followers as of June 4. 2021, 4:04 pm PST.
Did you know that passionfrullt cleared their account?
passionfrullt by viviiiiii24 June 4, 2021

passionoodle 

To fondle or pet passionately... like canoodling, but closer to sex.
"Wow, look at them go at it. That's some pretty hardcore canoodling for Fourth Floor Fondren..."

"'Canoodling'? Looks more like a 'Passionoodle' to me."
passionoodle by RoyalScot April 15, 2008

Passionfruit 

A mouldy, seeping vagina that resembles a Passionfruit, leaking with puss
'Hey doctor, take a look at this woman's steaming Passionfruit'
Passionfruit by FAGSMELLER69 January 25, 2021

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off
'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'
passionfruit crumble by TSNS October 12, 2011