paskwietz 

like the spartans the paskwietz babies,if found any defects, are thrown from mountian tops,only bred to perfection to last forever.the men are born as beards and six packs then the baby grows from them.

That dude is such a badass,he must be a paskwietz.

Suzy:ever heard of Chuck Norris?
Derrick: no but i have heard about the paskwietz's.

paskwietz by Paskagawan April 11, 2009

Porkowitz 

The name given to a sandwich consisting of grilled pork tid-bits, lettuce, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, fresh melted mozzarella cheese and honey mustard on a toasted sub roll.

I would like to order the Porkowitz please!

Porkowitz by Phonohound May 21, 2013

pashawitz

a slang term used in the late 1950's and early 1960's for a obiese and/or homosexual man of the polish descent.

Joe-Hey Mark, see that fat ass polock over there?
Mark- Yeah, how pashawitz is that guy?

pashawitz by Dontrell December 14, 2008

kaskowitz 

A person who is in middle school. A kaskowitz is very nice and happy. Kaskowitz will be your friend. A person who sees kaskowitz will smile.

Person 1: There’s a kaskowitz!
Person 2: Lets go stare at him so we can be happy too!

kaskowitz by the person who is right, hi 🙋‍♀️ October 6, 2020

Mr Laskowitz 

A guy with a nice wanker and a great booty.

I met the hottest Mr Laskowitz at the mall yesterday.

Mr Laskowitz by Paytonlisious40 June 3, 2020