heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.

Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .

heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

palpitations 

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Facebook-ploitation 

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

Facebook-ploitation by Shzae July 21, 2009

palutations 

When a pal greets a fellow pal, one says "Palutations" to show a sign of a true palship between the 2 pals

Palutations, Noelle and Izzy , would you care to join me outside and go to the pizza store?

palutations by a.woll24 March 3, 2015

Pagination 

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.

"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.

Pagination by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019