part-tarded
Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
part-tarded by D. Wulf September 5, 2008
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Part-Tarded
It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded
Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?
Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?
Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.
Part-Tarded by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020
part-tarded
A term used to describe someone who is currently operating on about 3% brain battery and an unhealthy amount of confidence. A person acting part‑tarded isn’t fully clueless, but they’re definitely not firing on all cylinders either. It’s the state where someone attempts tasks they have no business attempting, pushes buttons clearly marked “don’t,” or says “trust me” right before proving they should not be trusted.
Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”
If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”
Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”
If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”
I explained it to her in the simplest way, and she still didn't understand. I swear shes gotta be part-tarded.
part-tarded by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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