part time girlfriend

When you’re Besties and you love each other, but the male Bestie just wants to work ALL of the time and no matter how much he works or how many deals he makes, it will never be enough. He only wants to see the female Bestie on a roster basis (maybe one weekend in every 3), therefore he wants her to be a “Part Time Girlfriend”. He NEVER wants to live together, but wants all of the perks of a relationship.

He may protest that he is “fully committed” but he is, in reality, only fully committed to business and work.

Hey Bestie, will you just see me once every 3 weeks, and be my Part Time Girlfriend and never live together?

part time girlfriend by Besties R Us November 1, 2017

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National Girlfriend Day Part 2

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 10 of every year. Make your lady happy !!

I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.

National Girlfriend Day Part 2 by goodboyfriend1 October 6, 2020

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National Girls Yes Day Part 2

November 20th is national Girls Yes Day Part 2.

Hey today is national girls yes day part 2!!

National Girls Yes Day Part 2 by YaBoiK November 17, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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