A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.
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When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.
Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

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Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate
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Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??
...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...
by jenn December 6, 2004
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The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.
Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD
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