parsnip 

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

parsnip by TerryO April 16, 2006

Parsippany 

Basically an indian ghetto

Ayo Bapu lets go to parsippany

Parsippany by TTTTHHYYYYY September 23, 2018

to have a parsnip 

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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to have a parsnip by JJars August 19, 2009

Paranipples 

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

Paranipples by paranipples August 7, 2018

parsippany high school 

The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock

"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."

parsippany high school by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008

Purple Parsnip

West Country slang for your cock.

Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....

Purple Parsnip by Ruthie Baby July 19, 2006

parsnip depot 

A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."

"This must be the parsnip depot!"

parsnip depot by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003