pump a parakeet
pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017
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Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc
parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018
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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea
A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
parakeetslimes
the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.
“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”
parakeetslimes by marisa_memes May 10, 2018
Parakeet
Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.