parakeeting 

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

parakeeting by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014

parakeeting 

the act of being cute and jumping around in a cage with face paint on your cheeks.

"What is that stripper doing? Is that a new type of dance or fetish?"
"Parakeeting, duh."

parakeeting by YamadaDesigns January 5, 2012

parakeeting 

is the present progressive of the verb equivalent to the spanish action to inhale cocaine, not to be confused with "cotorrear": to chat with a friend.

hey dude let's go get some parakeeting with the janias

parakeeting by elmerHomero December 18, 2018

parketing 

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

parketing by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Parmeeting 

To become braindead

That guy is parmeeting

Parmeeting by Toweak July 12, 2023

Parketing 

Parketing a company, or branded, vehicle in a highly visible and public area so the vehicle can serve as a billboard. Parking + Marketing = Parketing.

We have the company truck parked downtown doing a little parketing over the weekend.

Parketing by Junkluggers September 20, 2018