Parp

1: A word that must always proceed a random act as according to the rules of parp see also Parp-Bot
2: A word used to describe what happened

1: Prep1: blah blah blah blah
Person2: Parp *kicks prep1 so hard that they fly away*

2: Person2: then they blahed somemore...
Person3: Yes?
Person2: Parp

by g28401 August 21, 2005

parp parp bitch

ultimate response to any question (similar to "your mum")
should then be followed by the phrase "what chu talking bout willis?"

Bob: "Can i have a piece of toast?"
Frank: "Parp parp bitch!"
Bob: "What chu talking bout willis?"

by AlexMims September 22, 2007

parp

(verb) To throw up a little bit in one's mouth.

When Jeff told me he wanted me, it totally made me parp.

by teenyw April 11, 2005

parp

A lady's fart as opposed to a man's.

Anna, I can't believe you just parped!

by lpapich May 23, 2007

parp

Part, but with out the t

"Yo dude, u just ate a parp of my ass"

by Hayze March 26, 2003

Parp

The act of purposefully sabotaging someone in an online game for no particular reason, specifically in non-competitive games where the goal is not to eliminate opponents.

"Oh man, I was doing so good but then this guy came out of nowhere and parped me, now I lost!"

by Spacklehoffer™ December 28, 2021

giga-parp

A parp which is so epic, so explosive, so traumatic and so voluminously productive that:
1) The person who produced it may suffer from loss of consciousness, rectal prolapse, bleeding hemorrhoids and ruined underwear.
2) Those in the immediate vicinity may suffer from nausea, vomiting, and light headedness.
3) There is typically a very large, brown mess left behind due to the volume of intestinal gas released and the violence with which it was ejected.

"Dude I was chillin over at Steves house man, and this other dude walked by, and he straight busted out a giga-parp right by my face. Man that shit was nasty, I felt the wind hit my face and blew chunks right off, but that dude passed out yo and he had shit running out his pants. Everyone in the room was gagging man, we all bailed."

by Libdem June 2, 2016