paranomasia 

Form of word play that suggests plural meanings. Serves to fill conversational voids. Very handy. Makes you look interesting and possibly a lot smarter than you are.

To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.

paranomasia by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

pareunomania

Compulsive desire to have sex.

“Ever since my first fuck, I can’t seem to get enough. I guess I’m a pareunomaniac.”

pareunomania by WilliamTahoe May 4, 2019

Pareunomania

Compulsive Desire to have rough hard sex, when you’re a virgin.

Constantly thinking and dreaming of having someone’s hands wrapped around your throat,lips on yours,whispering the most dirtiest words in your ear while they pound themselves into you.

Fucking you senseless, hands tied, blindfolded, nipple clenchers attached,while they completely wreck you.

But yet you refuse to allow someone to use your kinks, and prefer to stay dreaming.

Most of the time this is caused by reading roamance books and having an attachment to fictional men.

A: “argh I want to be fucked so hard, with my hands tied, blindfolded. I dream and think of it everyday”

B: “ well why don’t you go to the club and get laid?”

A: “ because non of these guys can do it like the book men. I want a real life Zade Meadows, no one and I mean no guy comes close to fictional men”

A: “ I think I have Pareunomania“

Pareunomania by Teal Van Doren August 28, 2023

Pornomaniac 

One who is both addicted and knowledgeable to pornography.

Usually this individual spends a lot of time with him/herself and learns the ways of the Pornomaniac.

The Porn master.

Pornomaniacs generally are not dangerous, but should not use your computer without supervision.

"Hey Ted, why isn't Jeff here? He's supposed to help me help me set-up my new computer"

"Dude, do you really have to ask? He'd in the lair of the Pornomaniac".

Pornomaniac by Johnyapplecock July 22, 2010

Phonomaniac 

A person who desires to murder.
A person who has homcidal tendencies.

I think John is a Phonomaniac because he told me of his homicidal tendencies.

Phonomaniac by Sociop January 5, 2017

paronomasiaphobia

The intense, and unrelenting fear of puns, to the point of forgetting to renew your netflix subscribtion.

Person: "Doctor, I'm afraid I have paronomasiaphobia"

Doctor: "Don't worry about it, just remember to stay PUN-ctual"

Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

paronomasiaphobia by KorokDude August 20, 2023