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parking pig 

Someone coming from the opposite direction who turns into an empty parking slot that you are signaling a left turn for.
Did you see that parking pig just cut me off and steal my parking spot?
parking pig by jonesbabe January 11, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town 

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

ParkingTigers 

A slang term for an absolute loser.

Someone who everyone hates and doesn't want to be around.

The most un-fanciest human you will ever meet.

Someone who likes to start drama then cry when they get the same treatment or hated for it.

Typically likes to hang out with old Brazilian ladies, women who are missing fingers and the British.
ParkingTigers - "Why do they hate me?"
Chad - "Cos you always gotta be like ParkingTigers and it makes everyone want to keep themselves safe, even their dads"
ParkingTigers by ParkingTigers July 29, 2023

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.
Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!
Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

piggy porking 

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.
Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026