pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 31, 2004

ur pappy a nazi

an insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, but equal with ur grandpap a trap

Bob: Ur mom gay
John: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny

John: Ur pappy a nazi

*bob eyes bleed out and his skin melts*

by ee102105 April 7, 2018

Brake-happy Pappy

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

by heartley99 May 14, 2010

poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by Urippities poop head May 24, 2007

poop deck pappy

you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.

She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.

by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

Your pappy floppy

One step below your granny granny

Jim:Your mom gay

Joe:your dad lesbian

Jim:your pappy floppy

by Thievingrex March 12, 2018

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013