Papaperazzi 

When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you doing that thing and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.

Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all of the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons, and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video, and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.

Papaperazzi by Mythical Beast Doctor November 7, 2017

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.

I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.

Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

a generic term for the paparazzi

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her

paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

platerazzi by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

paparazzle.com 

Ass kicking celebrity photo agency.

I'm on www.paparazzle.com. Pow - right in the Paparazzle!

paparazzle.com by Paparazzle October 18, 2013