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paper hanger 

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.
Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.
paper hanger by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.
She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.
Paper Hanger's Bucket by Dave B October 2, 2003

busier than a one armed paper hanger 

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

A Paper Hangers Apprentice 

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

Paperhanger 

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.
Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.
Paperhanger by Michael Black May 19, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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