when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.
"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"
PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
To be smeared by a pap.
To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.
A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.
Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.
"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"
"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."
A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.
Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.
Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"
Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"
The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.
So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear
N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.
This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
What a frign pap smear.
An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!