second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans

Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...

second-chance-pants by stp-bk December 9, 2008

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panty changer

Someone or something gets you so hot, that you need to change your panties because they're so wet.

That dude is so HOT, he's a panty changer...

panty changer by Conmar1123 October 11, 2014

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parts changer

Mistakenly referred to as a mechanic or service technician.
These individuals can be found at your local auto dealer or
repair garage. They brag about being Automotive Service
Excellence (ASE) certified, even though they don't practice
diagnosing a problem. If the OBD code or service manual
flow chart don't tell them the problem they are clueless.

My piece of shit Pontiac G6 is back @ the dealership for the
fourth time man! -No shit?! Yeah, their fucking
parts changers can't fix my tranny right.

parts changer by V0n December 2, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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