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7.
1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
 
50.
American way of saying trousers, a clothing that covers a person's legs.
My girlfriend is coming over, so please put your pants on.
by Zdenek August 09, 2004
 
51.
Something that is not very good/useful.
"That new book I bought was pretty pants."

or

"Remember that game I downloaded? It's pants."
by Def August 08, 2004
 
52.
A piece of clothing which I REALLY hate
AHG, WHY GOD, WHY MUST I WEAR THESE HORRIBLE THINGS!?!?!?! A POX ON PANTS!!! A POX, I SAY!!!m
by Automaton March 23, 2004
 
53.
article of clothing commonly worn around the hips and down the legs; fun game involving a Harry Potter book and a few shots of whiskey
I got a pair of pants yeserday.
Lupin slowly lowered his pants, looking directly at Black.
 
54.
those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.
Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!
by ranger bill May 20, 2008
 
55.
A penis to dyslexicons.
I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.
by auth00r June 19, 2006
 
56.
1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.
Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face
by Jelloflava February 16, 2006