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1.
the word "panto" specifically means a rock spider or paedo, but can be used to describe anything that is sexually disgusting or dodgy.

it was born out of the extremely suspicious english theatre called pantomime with dialogues like:
"where is he??... '
"look behind you! he's behind you!!!"
"where?"
"behind you!!"
check out that guy ordering a happy meal... totally panto!
by Anti-panto January 31, 2008
 
2.
an orgasm in your pants
Whilst the girl played footsie like a schoolgirl with the boy, she had a panto.

I just panto-d. Damn.
by yellowcracker October 06, 2010
 
3.
doing something totally ridiculous, or trying to rip someone off, or simply doing something illogical which gets many people angry.
also: the act of pulling a PANTO
PURVU: ''YO REX WANNA HIT THE CLUB AND FIND SOME HOT BITCHES?!''
REX: I DON'T KNOW MAN I'D RATHER NOT
PURVU: AH COME ON MAN! YOUR PULLING ANOTHER PANTO!
by Psychadellic July 10, 2008