the film that accumulates on your jeans/pants when you wear them too many times between washings
I have to do some laundry, my jeans are covered in pant cream.

I can't wear these tonight, feel the pant cream.

Alt: These are feeling pretty panty, I better wash them tomorrow.
by solesista February 6, 2010
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To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited
dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me
by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 30, 2008
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To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
by HalletP February 20, 2010
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a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)
Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot
by chronikz January 26, 2022
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