Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

pank pank

A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.

All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!

by fonzanoon May 5, 2011

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.

by Amy dollar November 21, 2020

Pank

To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.

Why you taking so long in there?

Having a pank. Panking.

by ipankk March 4, 2014

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.

by disgustinghuman May 2, 2018

Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.

“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”

by SexyA$$bruh November 26, 2020

Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'

by Sticky Jam May 29, 2013