manginitis 

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

manginitis by Horse head in my bed August 8, 2006

manginitis 

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

manginitis by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

Penguinitis 

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

manginitis 

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

manginitis by Luvnuts March 2, 2003

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Penguinitis 

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

Penguinitis by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014

Palinitis 

The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I can't go to Google News without getting a case of Palinitis.

Palinitis by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008