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pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.
Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.
pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020
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n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.
Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!
pancreas by doombuggy September 17, 2010

pancreatitis 

Inflammation of the pancreas. Extremely painful!!!, usually requiring an inpatient stay in hospital and morphine and other supportive treatment. Can be fatal if complications occur. Caused by excessive alcohol consumption or gallstones.
'I was in so much pain with pancreatitis I was put on a morphine pump.'
pancreatitis by Nick140 October 1, 2007
The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!
That pancreas is a bastard.
pancreas by Ally July 19, 2004
A general diagnosis of pain, discomfort, fear, regret or problems, regardless of the symptoms.
Jake- "I didnt fair very well in my job interview."

Ike- "Must be your pancreas".
pancreas by Skipworth B. Reginald January 26, 2010
The human organ used to store and digest pancakes.
Ow you fuckfinger you got me in the pancreas, now i won't be able to eat pancakes!
pancreas by Bonecrusher August 22, 2003

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata 

A person, who's brain creates insulin to filter out the influx of mass amounts of useless information. Or, to throw away useless information, now null and void.
Medulla Pancreas that order, the Commander in Chief wants to go for balloons & ice cream after the merry-go-round.