You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 3, 2009
When countries are caught between the desire to open up their borders to lure tourists to their shores and the fear of triggering new waves of infections.
Singapore finds itself in a pandemic purgatory situation: Should it allow thousands of migrant workers back to revive its comatose construction industry, or should it wait until the infection rates in the countries where these workers come from to head south?
by MathPlus March 22, 2022
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 7, 2021
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
A state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
"Hey lovely, how's it going?"
"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"
"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"
by beattingthesystem February 2, 2021
Timmy used to think that everyone deserved equal rights, but ever he played Pandemic 2, he developed an unusual hatred of Madagascar.
by RayLi1992 August 25, 2014