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A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "
by Banana Lover March 07, 2006
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Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.
"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"
by Joy March 28, 2005
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Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.
going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express
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A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.
The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.
by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015
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Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!
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Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)
Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
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A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.
Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!
by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015
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