pancreatitis 

Inflammation of the pancreas. Extremely painful!!!, usually requiring an inpatient stay in hospital and morphine and other supportive treatment. Can be fatal if complications occur. Caused by excessive alcohol consumption or gallstones.

'I was in so much pain with pancreatitis I was put on a morphine pump.'

pancreatitis by Nick140 October 1, 2007

pancovitis

When computer hardware/software malfunctions without any obvious reasons.

"My CPU is overheating again"
"Must be pancovitis"

pancovitis by The Pancovitian ambassador May 25, 2007

Pancreatic cancer

A bitch of a cancer that Elisabeth Sladen (or Sarah Jane Smith ) apparently died of.

n medicine, pancreatic cancer is a malignant neoplasm of the pancreas. In typical usage, the term "pancreatic cancer" refers specifically to the significantly most common type of cancer, adenocarcinoma (and some variants thereof), that arises within the exocrine component of the pancreas, although the term can also reasonably be used to encompass less common types of cancer that also originate within the pancreas, and is quite frequently inclusive of the other exocrine cancers. Pancreatic cancer is the fourth most common cause of cancer death, both in the US and internationally.

Guy: Dude, I've got pancreatic cancer.
Guy 2: Difd

Pancreatic cancer by Fuck_Life June 28, 2011

Pancratism

Pancratism – A doctrine that absolute power (Kratos) is the fundamental rule of being. Not just that power exists, but that power is the ultimate reality: all things are expressions of force, domination, or capacity. Pancratism often appears in political philosophy (might makes right) but can also be metaphysical: the universe’s essence is not matter or mind but raw, unmediated power. Ethics becomes a matter of managing power wisely.

Example: “He argued that every relationship, every law, every particle was a power struggle—pancratism, seeing Kratos as the only substance beneath the illusion of peace.”

Panencratism – The belief that everything is contained within divine power or government. Unlike pancratism (power as a brute fact), panencratism sees all power as ultimately unified under a single sovereign source—God’s omnipotence. Every act of force, every hierarchy, every authority on Earth is a fragment of or a participation in the total divine rule. It’s a theological version of “everything is controlled.”

Example: “She believed even evil kings were unwitting tools of a divine plan—panencratism, where no power exists outside God’s grip, not even rebellion.”

Pancratism by Dumu The Void April 20, 2026

worm pancreatitis 

an expression used when something extremely saddening or maddening happens

"shit man, my worms got pancreatitus. i am not in a good mood"
"Man, what happened?"
"my grandmother just passed."

"this is a fat load of worm pancreatitis!!"

worm pancreatitis by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025