Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palmering 

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

Palmering by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

arnold palmering 

when giving head, spitting half and swallowing half

she's not a spitter or a quiter, she's does arnold palmering.

arnold palmering by the ozzman December 3, 2013

Paltering 

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .

By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.

Paltering by billdc June 4, 2018

Palmerized 

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

Palmerized by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

palmerize 

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

palmerize by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Palmeri 

Some girl that thinks shes tight

Alex W: Look at that palmeri kid
Alex L: I know, like she thinks shes tight
Alex W: I know like why does she copy my phone?
Alex L: She tries to fit in by buying the same phone as you but really shes less than cool.
Alex W: Oh no, here she comes!
Palmeri: Hey guys, whats good?
Alex L: Like you think your so tight, think your gansta and stuff by saying whats good? well your not so leave
Palmeri: Fine ill just go hang out with Frankie
Frankie (in a distance): GTFO

Palmeri by metallicaowns October 6, 2009