palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

palm date by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

Date Rosy Palm and her five sisters 

to masturbate, specifically males.

Dude, did you date Rosy Palm and her five sisters last night?

Date Rosy Palm and her five sisters by Derek M. May 16, 2006

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters by Anonymous January 8, 2003