Top Definition
When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)
Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
by The Dirtbag November 06, 2013

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