The Paxinator

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019

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Papinator

Is an object that men use to masturbate.

Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!

Papinator by Briquette April 10, 2009

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Palidator

Someone who thinks they're the Paladin of Justice, but in reality they're just a self-righteous douche bag who needs to be slapped in the face with a dirty fish

"Bro don't be such a palidator like that prick, Bryan"

Palidator by In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida April 10, 2022

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Palinator

Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.

Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.

Palinator by Jersey Joey December 3, 2010

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papinator

he can't go down on girls, because he's allergic to seafood.

fishy vagina is a no no for the papinator

papinator by asiancat November 1, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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