paleophotons 

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".

# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.

paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” 

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023

paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.

A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.

paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008

Pale Thunder 

An extremely pale skinned man. Tall and lanky. Frail looking. Possibly anemic. Always making smart-assed comments. Participates in the drama club. Gets way to into gym class. So because of these traits, he has been labelled with a cool nickname that does not match up with his nerdy personality.

Jon: Did you hear that Willuar Cornman fell off the stage at the play rehersal and sprained his ankle?

Tom: Who?

Jon: You know. Pale Thunder

Tom: Oooh ok. Of course leave it to Pale Thunder.

Pale Thunder by Jon P (korean popstar) September 28, 2013

Paleolithic

The period of the Stone Age associated with the evolution of humans. It predates the Neolitic period.

Among the major subdivisions, the Paleolithic (Old Stone Age) lasted until 10,000 years ago.

Paleolithic by HistoryNerd94 November 4, 2010

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Pale Is The New Tan 

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.

Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no

Pale Is The New Tan by S(I)AM December 14, 2009