A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted
by Smee07 December 1, 2007
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the same thing as the key in basketball. The rectangular area extending out towards half court from the baseline. Usually painted a different color from the rest of the court.
Coach: Get in the paint Aldo!
Aldo: What the hell is the paint?
Coach: The key:
by treyballer February 3, 2015
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As a noun: A bunch of color (usually paint) applied onto a canvas (which resembles a white, thick piece of fabric attached to a frame). Depending on the skill of the artist and/or the taste of the viewer, it can be labeled as 'art'... Or an over-priced piece of wood, fabric, and paint.

Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.
Noun: The Mona Lisa is a painting which became famous because someone stole it... If you've ever been to the museum, you can see WHY it was stolen. (It's the ONLY painting that could possibly fit through the doorway. The other paintings are HUGE.)

Verb: Person A: What the hell are you doing?
Person B: Painting.
Person A: ... (Does dumping buckets of paint on a canvas count as 'painting'?)
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Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.
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Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.
College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.
by FreddyFiveFingers July 18, 2012
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When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.
That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.
by Eddie B3 February 27, 2008
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To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis
He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.
by famoustainter February 20, 2011
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